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minus-squareVlyn@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoBut then it’s not natural! If I’m a future space billionaire, of course I’d want the real stuff with animal suffering involved, duh.
minus-squareDuamerthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoNormally, I’m against fraud, but if I could make a businesses of selling fake Rhino Horn Dick medicine to showoff millionaires, I would.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 months agoJust fill some mason jars with some sort of powder (maybe plaster?) put a picture of a rhino on it and sell each one for $500. Edit: Maybe small vials full of ground-up fingernail would be more “realistic”?
minus-squareDuamerthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoI was joking, but there’s already counterfeit rhino horns being put out by conservationists.
But then it’s not natural! If I’m a future space billionaire, of course I’d want the real stuff with animal suffering involved, duh.
Normally, I’m against fraud, but if I could make a businesses of selling fake Rhino Horn Dick medicine to showoff millionaires, I would.
Just fill some mason jars with some sort of powder (maybe plaster?) put a picture of a rhino on it and sell each one for $500.
Edit: Maybe small vials full of ground-up fingernail would be more “realistic”?
I was joking, but there’s already counterfeit rhino horns being put out by conservationists.