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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/Spycenrice on 2023-12-26 21:26:01+00:00.

Oh my god. What are you thinking? Y’all make excuses about split streams, bad aim, whatever the hell, but OH MY GOD JUST SIT DOWN. If y’all cannot fathom aiming your fucking nasty urine at the water or the side of the bowl, just do us all the favor of risking a little bit of your masculinity and just sit down.

The next time I have to deal with a man’s piss being all over the toilet seat, I’m sticking glue traps to the floor in front of the toilet so he can put his feet on them and be stuck there to look at the mess he’s made.

Do you all feel no shame? The fuck happened in your life where you can watch your fucking urine fly all over the toilet seat and think,”Hm… sounds like a woman’s problem” and walk away. I swear to god, when I own a home, men will be required to sit and pee in my house. If they don’t like it, they can go outside and pee like the barbaric jackasses they are.

No but seriously, get your shit together. If you can’t aim, wipe the toilet seat off or start popping a squat you baboon.

Edit: We gettin downvotes with this one gang 🐈🐈