Explain bidets for me please. - eviltoast

How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn’t poo go everywhere?

It just seems so weird.

  • xi_simping [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    How do you not drip back onto it?

    I have only used (and own) asian or japanese style ones and its a little jet that squirts at your puckered pink starfish, water drips back into the bowl

    Do you use paper too?

    Yes, I have a hairy butthole and have to pat dry

    How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry?

    Like any other toilet seat? I don’t know.

    Doesn’t poo go everywhere?

    No, not for me, anyways.