It’s a reflection of the business - Nvidia’s specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.
First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.
And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.
Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.
She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.
This guy fucks
horndog billionaire
They’ve fabricated a second affair in order to make it look like he wasn’t in cahoots with the foreign spy, whom he helped exfiltrate GPUs to China despite it being illegal for national security reasons, thereby committing treason?
I presume your idea is they want to prove he is an unstable pervert fooling around instead of a calculated strategy to exfiltrate secrets to China.
Or it’s just China doing that. Maybe Jensen is not the chinese spy but the board members are? Once he is ousted they can claim to have fixed the problem and NVIDIA continues selling secrets because the real mole is somewhere in the board or adjacent to it.
Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.
Bring back Wilsons Leather stores at the mall!
I said yesterday this story gets wilder and wilder.
I can’t wait for the rest of the stories this week.
It’s time i come clean:
Jensen Huang personally offered me trade secrets and a shipment of industrial GPUs for a handy in return.
Lol exactly what I opened the comments for, and it’s right up top 👌
Memes you can hear, regardless of the fact that it was always a picture.
Just wait until the number of gpu customers he’s fucked gets out there.
He’s way past fucking just his customers, he’s been fucking everybody for a while now.
Man, I wish I had a dick that was capable of making billions of dollars vanish into thin air.
Sir, we’ve located patient zero…
The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard “sequestered them” and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?
Well obviously it wasn’t non-violent, or it’d be an NVDA.
… All right, points. You glorious bastard.
Booooooo, take my upvote
Or just an NVIDIA? Make it stand for something apropos.
NVDA is NVidia’s stock ticker symbol.
Yah, I was just expounding and expanding. I was suggesting someone come up with a larger acronym.
NVDA is their stock ticker
I hope that NDA included a big dollar sign.
However big it was, they got screwed 100%. I would force them to literally pay me 10mil minimum for this and I would still think I’m getting scammed.
I’m sure they would agree to it, and then find a cheaper solution to stop you from talking.
To pull a Boeing. Mess with us and your Boeing to die!
Aha you see that’s where my blackmail subscription clause comes into play
Lmao what a shitter
Jensen could add a couple zeroes to that without breaking a sweat.
I know he could, I know the Nvidia bean counters all the way from the top to the bottom wouldn’t allow it even with a gun to their heads
That sounds awfully close to kidnapping. Throwing a person out of a private event is one thing, holding them against their will is quite another.
Seems he’s a serial cheater and is only now getting caught.
The leather jacket man slinging dick left right like that lmao
Ngl this low key makes him more “normal” when it comes to current AI leadership.
This fuckin guy.
Maybe the jacket works?
This guy fuckin.
That leather jacket ain’t gonna fuck itself
So there’s Jenson, his wife, the Chinese honypot affair, and this new one.
…
Sure looks like Tres Commas to me.
Guy fuckin this.
Fucking this guy.
He sure was
