A farmer adds a new hen to his chicken farm - eviltoast

The oldest hen on the farm immediately flocks to the new hen and offers to show her around. "Here’s where the food usually gets thrown. You’re welcome to peck and whatever’s nearby.

Over here’s a trough of water. You can drink from it, bathe, whatever you like. Just don’t poop in it, cause we all use it.

Over here are the chicken coops. It’s where we go to sleep for the night. Just take any open nest and rest for the night.

Over there’s the rooster. He likes to think he’s in charge, but we all know who has the real power around here.

This is a gap in the fence, and it leads to a main road. Don’t be tempted! If you cross that road, you’ll never hear the end of it!"