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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

MAGA waking up and seeing the election results

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MAGA waking up and seeing the election results

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    incoherent conservative screeching

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    I guess clogging that fountain with coins finaly paid off.

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    my racist coworkers are FURIOUS. radio said several black persons now have political office. I’ve never seen them all so upset.

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      That’s so sweet. I wish all of them a coronary from the stress. Fuck racists. 💙

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        It’s a lot of effort to keep myself from laughing, but you know… income. also I’m there to work with the kids, I’m not a fan of office drama.

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    you know what’s even better, I have Israeli Zionist family, just talked to them, they fear it’s the end of Israel, they are genuinely afraid

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      I hope they are right. If a country lives off plunder, it should end.

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      I wish we lived in that world where the democratic party was an actual threat to the occupation

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      they are genuinely afraid

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      As much as I would want that to be true, it’s probubly not.

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        even Trump threw Israel under the bus in the last minute (lying about it) but it’s clear, that Israel does no longer have US support, they are at most one election cycle from proper sanctions and becoming a pariah state

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      I mean we can only hope

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      Do they live in Israel?

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        yep,

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          I really hope Israel will lose, but I also wish your family will stay safe.

          We’ll see how it goes.

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            my family is safe, they are afraid that without Israel and the IDF the whole world will jump at the opportunity to kill all the Jews again. because the only think stopping the world from conducting another Holocaust is they IDF.

            The safety of their feeling should not be prioritized

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              Not over the actual lives of Palestinians, yes.

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    I am not on social media, but someone told me they are calling it blukake over there.

    As in bukake.

    I could not stop laughing.

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    Susan Collins is gone!!! “I think the president has learned his lesson.” I’m never going to forgive her for that.

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      The great part is that Trump being in power is why she’s gone. She would have almost certainly been re-elected otherwise. I don’t know if she’s learned her lesson, but it doesn’t matter any more!

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        The great part is that Trump being in power is why she’s gone.

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    “No, please don’t give me a sustainable economy, healthcare, and a standard education, you monsters!!!”

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      Riley Reid meme “of fuck, you’re going to make me retire with dignity and healthcare”

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    Pull down your pants. The gender affirmation procedures will commence, henceforth and expeditiously.

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      I would like more penis please. Second one specifically.

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        Give me a hydra of penii

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        I like the way you think cowboy

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        You can have mine :3

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      Antifia is going to be pulling white conservatives out of their homes and forcing them into concentration camps. They are going to be forced to run machines that swap all the little boys penises with the little girls vaginas and add pigment to their skin if they are caucasian.

      This will all be performed well their eyes are taped open and they are forced to watch liberal episodes of Seasame Street and read pages from “To Kill a Mockingbird”

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        We should actually do this, actually scare them into thinking they are going into concentration camps to have their bits removed.

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      This one dude at work is about to get it

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    Welcome to our last two years you fucks

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      A few discords I’m on for games have a lot of people crashing out. It’s pretty cathartic after seeing all the sewage they’ve been posting for the last few years.

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    Trump, when the polls closed.

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      Shaka, when the walls fell.

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        Temba, his arms wide.

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      I anticipate so many speeches without any meaningful actions, followed by a return in 2028 to previous red/blue splits.

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        Jeffires is already talking about how voters aren’t interested in “revenge”.

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          Yea we want justice, not revenge. Too bad they look very similar to braindead conservatives, and the Dems are happy enough to assuage their concerns.

          'Cause, you know, that’s their constituents.

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          I think we’ll see more of it read into congressional hearings as a few people scratch the itch of wanting to be president in 28.

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          I suspect most of the bad stuff in the official copies has been destroyed, and victim and witnesses killed.

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        Because people once in a while get together enough to make this happen, then ignore politics for two years. We have a representative government, but we can’t assume they are doing their job well without checking on them from time to time and reminding them why they’re there.

        And part of it isn’t their fault - the House has the same problem many classrooms have, too many kids per teacher to do an effective job with each one of them. So the loudest or the neediest get the attention, and the rest fend for themselves. We’ve got to find a way to reduce how many people each representative actually looks over. This also would more accurately split power in districts.

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      It’s a bit early to make that prediction.

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        Early indeed. It’s a ten day old account, lol.

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          “I am superior because my outlook is dim. I am very smart, and better than these plebs”

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              Cool Bill Hicks impression, that joke would’ve been cutting edge 30 years ago 👍

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              lol, they actually fucking nailed what you’re doing here perfectly. “I hate to agree with tankies…” “You americans are fucking idiots for having hope”

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          Socialism isn’t going to be implemented in a single election. It’s a goal that will take years to achieve.

          But progressives destroying republicans is the first step towards it.

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            Yea, Fetterman called himself a progressive, too. We’ll have to see which ones aren’t just grifting the trend.

            Note that I am not being defeatist. I’m saying we need to watch them like a hawk, let them know when they’re fucking up, and not vote Republican or fail to show up to vote if they turn out to be Fetterman style shitheels.

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              That’s a fair stance. My problem is people assuming it’ll be more of the same despite the DSA winning several seats.

              We need fucking recall votes back.

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                I mean, it likely will be more of the same unless we get a real progressive president in 2028 or a supermajority in Congress. A non-supermajority in Congress isn’t exactly much power in this government, and Dems already have lots of practice kowtowing progressives.

                It’s great to see the blue wave, but this fight is far from over. Definitely agreed on the recall votes.

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                  The most important bit is that they can block trumps SC nominees, and that Fettermen doesn’t have the same ability to be a traitor.

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              No, it’s not because progressive candidates won, not neolibs.

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                  You’re not talking about something in addition to hope, you’re just ignoring what a huge win this has all been, and instead actively trashing hope

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          Being hopeless is a hell of a lot sadder than being hopeful.

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              If you were smart enough to know how dumb you are you’d be embarrassed.

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                  Except for whatever it is you are.

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          You, and people like you, are the sad ones. What went wrong in your life to make you turn out like this?

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    How could god let them down? Lol.

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      The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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    I’m interested in how many MAGA still voted for him.

    Whatever that percentage is, those people would officially be “true believers” in my opinion. I would suspect mostly Christian, but we’ll have all of the totals soon maybe I’m dumb

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      You have a mix of MAGA and conservatives who would never vote for anything remotely liberal/progressive.

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        They’re the reason his disapproval rating was pinned at 30%. Delete them and it would’ve sank to the earth’s core.

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