Mammals have muscle? - eviltoast
  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Guy is scared she’d pop his head with her thighs like a watermelon. Or that she’d crush his wimpy little dick with her ass-cheeks.

    Or most likely he’s scared that she can lift more than him. Maybe he’s intimidated by a woman who could bench press his ass.

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          11 months ago

          Hey, me again! You’re right: we must push this!

          This guy’s sexuality is so insecure, he’s scared she’s able to overpower him and pin him to the bed. He’s afraid she’ll be able to tear off his shirt and jeans with her bare hands. He’s insecure that her chiseled abs - which are rock hard yet silky smooth to the touch - will shame his flabby belly. He’s worried her erect clit will put his little pecker to shame. He’s horrified she’ll get a huge strap-on to pound his soft, delicate little ring and last so long she’ll show him up for the pathetic two-pump chump that he is!