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insanemantis@lemmy.world to Crazy Ideas@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Go to a job interview, take a toothbrush and toothpaste out of your pocket, and brush your teeth very thoroughly for 10 minutes to show how good your hygiene is

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Go to a job interview, take a toothbrush and toothpaste out of your pocket, and brush your teeth very thoroughly for 10 minutes to show how good your hygiene is

insanemantis@lemmy.world to Crazy Ideas@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    Love it.

    Assertive. Active. Engaging. Establishes dominance.

    Bring water in with you to rinse, and tell them if you don’t get hired right now, you’ll spit it all out on the floor.

  • the_q@piefed.social
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    You should brush your teeth for about 2 minutes.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      This is crazy ideas not prudent ideas.

    • insanemantis@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 days ago

      No, 10

      Gotta show that you’re above and beyond

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    Use the interviewers coffee as your spit jar, never break eye contact.

    To show you are the hottest commodity on the market, show up in your pyjamas and explain you have another interview after this and you had to get ready for it.

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    And then let them sniff your ass!

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