The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point - eviltoast
  • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    I go out of my way to let people in their late 20s how little time they have left with their body being nice to them.

    One day hangovers last 2 days, by 34 you’ll get to find out what part of your body is going to be your main ache, if your lucky like me, you’ll get 2.

    Then you’ll just shit yourself for no reason.