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    • Chill Dude 69@lemmynsfw.com
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      11 months ago

      I only fuck three chocolate bars per day. Is that okay?

      You WERE asking how much chocolate we usually fuck, right?

      Does dipping my balls in chocolate milk count?

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      11 months ago

      I always thought it would be a fun idea to name a bar “Moderation,” with a tagline of “Drink all you want when you’re in here!”