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    • Risk@feddit.uk
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      11 months ago

      Please could you tell me how to contact your Ultimate Troll Warrior? Do I need to go on a quest?

      • Remmock@kbin.social
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        11 months ago

        First you must locate one. Watch an entire season of Ultimate Troll Warrior (an American show imported from Japan). You will likely locate one. You may have to watch more than one season. Afterward, rely on technically-savvy stalkers to dox said Warrior. Contact them using that info, but be very careful not to come off as awkward. I recommend rehearsing in front of a mirror a few times.