I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

There’s tons of MOLLE compatible equipment. Is there a point where it is impractical and ridiculous with what you can fit on them?
I’ve all but filled it up and I’m self aware enough to know it looks ridiculous, but I’m something of a fashion maximalist. I don’t think anyone actually needs that much on their pants for any practical purpose.