Anon's father is smart - eviltoast
    • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      It’s late for me, so maybe I’m not getting your joke. I was implying that intelligence was used for the math degree and lack of wisdom in buying scratchers. I was also trying to reference an oft quoted DnD Stat meme;

      Strength is being able to crush a tomato

      Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato

      Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato

      Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit

      Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad

      Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad