The cockpit? What is it? - eviltoast
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    Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to Trellium-D exposure.

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      ^LAW UFP™ is a licensed trademark of the Ferengi Alliance. Any similarities or relations to other governing bodies is completely coincidental. LAW UFP™ does not hold any legal power within the United Federation of Planets. Outcomes are not guaranteed. Your results may vary. For cease and desist inquiries, please address your communication to Liquidator Brunt, FCA, subspace communications number 7582862654892910384-69. Responses may take up to one Ferengi Week™

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        Messaging and response fees will be applied in the order in which they are received. A modest information holding fee will also be applied at 5% per rotation until your case is addressed.