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RabbleRebel@lemmy.wtf to political memes on db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago

People don't know how bananas work.

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People don't know how bananas work.

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RabbleRebel@lemmy.wtf to political memes on db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago
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      He probably never entered a grocery store in his lifetime

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        This is a thing, and I don’t understand it.

        Like, the grocery store is a drag and it takes a lot of you… But that’s where you find all the cool foods and snacks!

        These dumbass rich people are missing out.

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        Maybe not everything…

        Do we know whether he’s a pedophile or not? (Obviously, he supports pedophiles. But is he one?)

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          Is the distinction between pedophiles and pedophile supporters actually important?

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      Bruh don’t throw around the word millionaire like it means anything in post inflation 2026, anyone with a home in a city is a millionaire.

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      lol only a millionaire? What a fucking loser

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      Doubt he’s even writing the post himself.

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    This is one of the dumbest political Xitter tweets I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot.

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    Do they even know what a banana costs?

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      Ten dollars?

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    I’m like you all, I make my maid sit on the bananas until they are ready to hatch.

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    The asshole knows full well how “bananas work”.

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      Mitch hedberg :

      Bananas are like the opposite of a traffic light. Green means stop and wait for a bit. Yellow means you’re good to go. Red means where the fuck did you get that banana?

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    That cunt probably thinks he can grow his own bananas in the US, too.

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    Former Republican government official who got ousted by a Democrat suddenly distrusts governments and Democrats.

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    Conservatives/regressives don’t know how tariffs work. What chance do they have to know how bananas work?

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    I can barely boil eggs and cook rice but I’m brown enough to recognise plantains when I see them. Or am I crazy/blind? Also, how depressing is it that, for the average poor white supremacist American, this dude is considered a wise leader? Damn.

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      Depending how fast those got to market they could easily be non ripe bananas, they pick them before they are fully ripe to allow for ripening during transportation.

      I often see very green bananas at my local supermarket.

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        Certainly, yeah. 10/10 fruits, although you can fry plantains so I prefer them a bit more. 👍

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          I actually get spicy plantain chips from Walmart. Not really keto but I only eat a few a day for a salty spicy treat and to remind myself of potato chips.

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        The ridges near the end look more like plantains.

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      If you eat a lot of rice, seriously consider a rice cooker. Even a cheap one makes consistency easy. I can’t help with the eggs though, sorry.

      I’m pretty sure those are plantains too

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    Great! More bananas for us.

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    well ideally bananas would not be green, but white people don’t know how fruits work since it’s novel technology for them

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