Most of these supposedly “bad” posts make me laugh. Like, they’re funny. That’s not very bad at all. Most of you are just hopelessly funny, unlike myself who can never make anyone laugh, only cringe at best. Some of these “bad” posts even overwhelm me with emotion to the point that I’m trying to cry again, they’re that good. But this post? This post here I’m writing rn is just shit.

What… it’s a meaningless observation that other people are funny but I’m not? Whoppdee fuckin doo. It’s this shitty anti-gloat gloating thing or something? It’s an excuse to brag about how much I suck at everything? And let’s be real here, it’s a piss poor attempt to sneak in some more self hatred like I compulsively do anyway. One things for sure it’s self-absorbed tripe, because I am good at that. HA! See that’s not funny at all. Therefore I’m much better at this badposting comm. Even if only because I’m worse as a human. Better at something at least though, that’s the important part, so I’ve heard. Hell, it’s a reason to try to keep going a little longer in this ratfucked world because finally I’m better at something. See how heavy I just made this shit?

This post is so pathetically bad the next paragraph might even need a CW for mild self harm.

This is not a comedian at the end of a set that no one laughed at just saying whatever silly dumb thing. This is a comedian at the end of a set that no one laughed at making everyone deeply uncomfortable by sobbing into the mic and occasionally slapping her own face and laughing again for no reason.

And now I, as that comedian, just stood up and dropped the mic on y’all. THAT is how one posts badly.