They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious... - eviltoast

Edited to add credits that were cropped out. - WO

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    11 months ago

    I worked with a guy that only shat if he was naked. He said it was the cleanest and most comfortable way to poo.a Side note is that he went to jail once and he cleaned up his act after he had to “poop in front of another man”

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      11 months ago

      English isn’t my first language, and I struggle to understand the last sentence.

      Could anyone explain it?

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        The co-worker at one point went to jail and adjusted his naked pooping routine after the experience of having to poop in full view of another man, ie in a shared cell

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          Yes, what’s funny to me … It wasn’t that his homies were being shot or other overall dangers of dealing drugs in the ghetto. It was the pooping that ended it. It’s kinda wholesome…kinda

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          11 months ago

          Sorry… I wasn’t fully awake … I have updated the post for clarity.

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        11 months ago

        Maybe replace “that” with “and”? IDK.

        Side note, I’m not in jail but I’m pooping naked right now.

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          Yeah you are correct… I was duking at like 4am when is sent that so… Wasn’t fully awake. I’m pooping again now, not full awake.