For some context, I own a dock in a quite rundown suburb of large french city. After a long period of tension with the dock workers union things have finally boiled over.

My employees have been striking for weeks and negotiations have been going nowhere, now they’ve added a new thing to their list of demands, they want the ownership of my marriage to be renegotiated - i get to keep half and the union “redistributes” the other half equally among its members. They keep marching up and down at the docks chanting “Every worker a member in the Broad!” and I’m starting to get worried about this whole thing.

[Edit:] After 6 weeks of striking, this walrus-like union boss invited me to negotations in the shipping container he uses as an office. He got me to sit down in this incredibly uncomfortable folding chair through negotiations and then just as we were wrapping up he brought in my wife and they actually fucked on the table while i watched through tears.

[Edit 2:] Now every other day my wife is having candelit romantic dinners with working class business-hating wife-stealing union members and then she gets ploughed by them so much she doesn’t want to do it with me on the days i get with her. Honestly she was quite hurtful about it - she said that for how much of a bourgeois porky i am, my hog isnt up to much compared to the union members. I’ll never forgive Unions for what they’ve done to my marriage.