You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? - eviltoast
  • June@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.

    10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.