You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? - eviltoast
  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I move into a space occupied by my desk, thus taking 3d10 force damage before moving to the next unoccupied space.

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      1 year ago

      Weird. I also move into a space occupied by my desk, but a Fey mood takes hold of me and I grab the left corner of the table with my left nostril and wrestle it into an oak masterpiece which I then sell to an Elf, just to piss him off.