Ill got first.
I felt a bit nauseous coming back from work one day last week so I went straight to bed without eating.
The next morning I was quite hungry and once I had driven to work I went to a Tesco Superstore with a hankering for a banana.
Cue stupidity. I went to the adjoining Costa to use the bathroom and quickly scanned for bananas, which they didn’t have so I bought an overpriced toastie instead.
A few days later I’m sat mind wandering and I think I was in Tesco with thousands of bananas but I just checked Costa. Sigh
Oh I did this but this was with a girl I was fwb with.
She invited me over for a party but it was actually just her and her best friend and her boyfriend so I ended up getting super drunk that at the end when her dad came home and she introduced me, I puked on HIS shoes.
That was the end of our relationship as humans. She blocked me on everything haha.