Houthi rebels hijack 'Israeli' cargo ship, report says; Netanyahu: 'Iranian attack against international vessel' - eviltoast
Army says no Israelis on board of vessel; PM says seizure of ship constitutes 'significant escalation in Iran's aggression against the citizens of the free world'

Wait, so you can just do that? Just take over a cargo ship and live your days out as pirates on the high seas, fighting against colonialist capitalist scum?

I have a great idea folks joker-dancing straw-hat-pirates 🏴‍☠️