As one of the oldest millennials from 1981 I’m on my fifth or sixth once in a lifetime collapse.
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I’m hoping after I get to my tenth I get one for free.
I would like the housing market to collapse, if you’re taking requests
China: hold my beer
drinks heavily in gen x
we gen Xers just grew up expecting Nuclear Winter, and we’re still waiting
I’m hoping Futurama was right and it cancels out global warming
Dot com crash.
9/11
Subprime mortgage crash
Trump and Iran almost start WW3
Covid.
Oh-god-interest-rates-are-a-thing crash. (Current)
Israel and Russia seem to be dead set on WW3. (Current)Three?
Don’t forget about the prospect of the US defaulting soon which absolutely will affect the economy 😐
Man imagine if the US actually defaults that shit would be fucking wild
Don’t worry they’ll never default, as they keep printing more money (they should have defaulted decades age, but keep rasing the borrowing ceiling). But they will go through hyper inflation soon enough… That will be wild.
Bold of you to assume they taught me to count.
There is no economic collapse.
Chocolate rations have increased. There is no razor shortage. And the heroes in Israel are releasing Palestinian children from their bondage to Hamas.
Biden told us so.