Damn.
It’s the antagonist from the first Men in Black.

HANS! ZE FLAMMENWERFER! GET IT NAOW!

I’ll do you one better, with Biggus Dickus

The name of the longest cock is Megalovania Longpenis.

Hehehehe.

I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Longipennis

Cockiest roach

Mr. i think i need a fucking flamethrower!

I’m sorry, longi what?