I’ll start. Apt next door is having a cockroach infected. 4 days ago, I was playing sims on my laptop, wearing my eyeglasses. Right lens got blurry, took off, huge cockroach was crawling across inside of lens. While I was wearing them. Freak out ensued.
Cockroaches exist. Sometimes I see them. That’s horrific enough for me.
Unfortunately, I had one crawl on me while I was driving a few nights ago.
Fuck. That. Shit. Forever.