Today is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know it - eviltoast

As a European it’s now 4th July, so felt it was the right time to post

  • unconsciousvoidling@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    I know of someone who peaked over the mortar because it didn’t appear to go off … then boooom… his head exploded because it shot out right as he peaked over it … the neighbors were finding skull and brain matter for days. Also the wife and kids were present. I’m fairly certain the 4th of July is traumatizing for them.