Today is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know it - eviltoast

As a European it’s now 4th July, so felt it was the right time to post

  • Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    A long while ago when I was a dumb teenager one of my buddies lit a firework and then just stood there holding it like a dumbfuck. Finally he threw it, it went off about half a second after leaving his hand, which he drew back IN MY FACE to throw. Less than a second from being blind. No more firecrackers after that.