What’s the strangest unexplained thing that’s happened to you ? - eviltoast
  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The plans were in the basement of the civic center on Alpha Centauri. That’s on you if you didn’t check.

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      1 year ago

      But you found them didn’t you?

      Yes, it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”

      • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I personally think it was part of the “Bone a Drone” movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

        I don’t really, but that’s a much more compelling story than, “late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved”.