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minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 year agoOkay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoBecause doggos deserve better than us assholes do.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-21 year agoRobot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn’t illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.
minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoBut I don’t want to fuck a dog robot
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 year agoBruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoThere’s no law saying you can’t fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻♂️
minus-squarezik@zorg.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoWith the right attitude, any robot’s a sexbot. …and my robot vacuum’s looking mighty fine right now.
Okay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.
Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn’t illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.
But I don’t want to fuck a dog robot
Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?
Ew no.
Gimme R2-D2.
Is that an offer, or?
That’s a command
See that’s on you
There’s no law saying you can’t fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻♂️
With the right attitude, any robot’s a sexbot.
…and my robot vacuum’s looking mighty fine right now.