What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? - eviltoast

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

      • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
        11·
        1 year ago

        because you never know if it will be alice alive after birth.

        I know the risk exists here as well, but “you never know” sounds like something someone from rural Africa would say, not Switzerland.

        • Freeman@feddit.de
          2·
          1 year ago

          Maybe its an old tradition. But I was shocked by how deadly being pregnant and giving birth (to the mother and the child even moreso) is, still to this day. I thought we solved childbirth or something.

          • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
            2·
            1 year ago

            Yeah, the female physique hasn’t really adapted to our enormous head size. We solved child mortality more or less, but pregnancy and birth is still quite dangerous.