When will America stop worshipping the Christian god in favor of legit worshipping companies? - eviltoast

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  • RotaryKeyboard@lemmy.ninja
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    1 year ago

    I live in Utah. Mormons are absolutely required to tithe in order to participate in temple ceremonies. I’ve never been LDS, but my understanding is that the accounting for how much you tithe is carefully monitored. It’s also my understanding that you must participate in temple ceremonies to achieve admittance into heaven.

    • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      1 year ago

      Your statements are correct about the practices of tithing and temple attendance. The things you mention are widely practiced among the faithful. My dear father and oldest brother attend their annual “tithing settlement” while I happily deposit an extra 10% into my savings.

    • Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz
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      1 year ago

      So it’s a cult. Not like that’s any huge revelation, but there’s no way anyone can claim they are NOT a cult.