If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can’t tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.
What would you choose and why?
chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.
If I had a choice, neither.
Wouldn’t chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I’d definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.
I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he’s distracted.
Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.
Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.
