I hate horns, so I made this - eviltoast

This is a repost of my post from r/fuckcars

  • SighBapanada@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Horns: loud, disruptive, rude, wake up bby, hey quiet down people are trying to read

    Bell’s: polite, delicate, ring ring, refined, happen, excuse me please I am passing through thank you

    • Came in here to say I had a friend who took one of those old ass horns that goes “AAAAAYUUUUUGAAH!” on a bicycle when we were in high school. Was the funniest shit ever. Mostly because he had a whole car battery and some other stuff to make the horn work since he took it out of some old piece of junk on his dad’s property (owned a metal fab shop and had tons of scrap and parts all around).

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    1 year ago

    Car horns should come with a time limit: you can only use it so much per day. Then people might actually use them correctly. It’s not a rage button. It’s a safety device.

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      Outside of major US cities, americans mostly don’t seem to use them. I mostly use them when I see someone blowing through a red light or a stop sign to alert other drivers there’s a dangerous asshole coming through. But I’m usually the only one I’ve ever seen doing that.

    • itchy_lizard@feddit.it
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      You haven’t been to India. Youre supposed to honk when you go around a turn or approach an intersection. You’re supposed to honk when passing or turning.

      If you’re driving at night in a residential area and not honking constantly, the cops will look at you as suspicious.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    Drivers are supposed to use horns for emergency signalling such as imminent collision. I always thought it was a failing not to include a bell or something for non-emergency signalling.

    There is the problem of escalation, where people might simply ignore the bell, but its availability as an alternative to horn would clarify horn use is an expression of aggression, and willful contribution to noise pollution.

    That said, I still think autonomous cars can’t come too soon, even if we should be looking to vastly reduce car traffic with public transit and urban archipelagos.

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    1 year ago

    Yeah. Sidenote, I hate the trend of bike lights nowadays to come with horns.

    I just want to make people in front of me aware I exist, I don’t want to alert the whole fucking street!

  • CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I live right above a 6 lane “road” intersection that goes through my city. It’s constant horns at all hours, it’s the worst

    • youpie@lemmy.emphisia.nlOP
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      1 year ago

      oh where I live even the horns are quite pleasant. probably because everybody in the us drives in a heavily sound dampened pick up lol

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    1 year ago

    Car alarms, biggest complaint about horns. I’d love to have a bell for my car, just like a bicycle bell but a bit louder.

  • someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    I do have a car, but I have been considering buying a hand bell so that I can open the window and stick my hand out of the window to ring the bell if I need to.

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    1 year ago

    Might be an unpopular opinion, but is this really the type of content that people enjoy here? Sorry, but it looks like a kid made it. “Haha horn bad”.

    Stuff like this is why it’s way harder than it should be to get people who aren’t into urbanism to understand the whole premise of communities like these. It drives away reasonable discussion imo. Or is this mostly a meme community?

    • mondoman712@lemmy.ml
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      I see fuck cars as mostly for venting frustration with cars and poor planning, but there aren’t really the other communities around it for the more constructive conversations yet on lemmy.