Baffling performances all round, to be honest.

I definitely got the impression the Lammy was unaware of the two new guys who’ve been accidentally released. That said, he was as indirect and information-poor in his answers as I’ve come to expect from PMQ replies.

However, I think James Cartlidge wins the gold star. He used the first question to ask for an apology which had already been given, then used his remaining questions to ask the same exact thing five times. Then acted surprised he’d used all his questions up.

It was as if you could see a monkey’s claw closing its fingers in the corner of the screen.