Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses] - eviltoast
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    1 year ago

    Amazon reviews:

    “I haven’t received it yet but I’m sure it will be good.” 5 stars

    “UPS damaged the box.” 1 star

    “I bought the wrong size, they were too small.” 1 star

    Yelp reviews:

    “Restaurant wouldn’t seat us at 6pm on Valentine’s day without a reservation.” 1 star