Literally Me Today - eviltoast
  • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Well you are value…-able. I mean without your continued efforts at taking on workloads too high for the amount staff and while doing so for rock bottom that boss wouldn’t be recording nearly so much profit. You see, you’re very important. Thanks so much guys. We’ll have a pizza party after I’m back from vacation.

    • Glytch@ttrpg.network
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      1 year ago

      As a pizza guy, I hate delivering those pizza parties. It’s always a $300-500 order with a bunch of extra shit and 9 times out of 10, no tip whatsoever. They disrupt normal order flow too so other orders take longer which pisses those customers off so they tip less too.

      Fuck corporate pizza parties.

      • bleistift2@feddit.de
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        1 year ago

        These orders come in advance, right? So if you plan them in advance, they shouldn’t disrupt the order flow.

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          Most of the time they are maybe an hour or two in advance, which is not enough time to prepare. Also there’s really no way a 35-40 pizza scheduled for lunch time won’t be disruptive no matter how much you prepare

    • FunkyMonk@kbin.social
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      Show me on the doll which of the big box retailers pizza partied you bro, it’s ok it’s the first step to healing.