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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and these are the other two members of my non-sexual throuple.”

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      1 year ago

      “They’ve had it going on, I’m just stuck in the middle. Shit’s awkward.”

      (Why have I never realized that until now.)