What's your warp slogan? - eviltoast

In light of what other’s have been memeing … it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Instead of Scotty in engineering I want an old man from Texas.

    Instead of “I cannae hold her captain, she’s gonna blow” id get “If you lean on this sumbitch ay harder cap, the warp core gon have a new inspection port!”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caOP
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      1 year ago

      When you hear gun shots in Engineering … you have to figure out if the Chief Engineer is happy … or something has gone terribly wrong.

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Blam Blam Blam

        “Slater in engineering must be happy”

        “That was gunfire! What makes you think he was happy!?!”

        “When he is angry, he only shoots once and he doesnt miss”