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  • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.

    I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?