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    7 days ago

    No song drives me into an irrational fury like “The First Noel”. It’s slow, the melody sucks and the lyrics are the laziest drivel I have ever had the displeasure of being subjected to.

    The first Noel the angels did say
    

    ok, “did say” is a little clunky but you want an easy rhyme, that I can forgive

    Was to certain poor shepherds
    In fields as they lay,
    

    alright, we’ve established some context. The angels are talking to some shepherds.

    In fields where they lay
    

    Yeah we get it, they’re laying in the fields

    Keeping their sheep
    

    yes, they’re SHEPHERDS we get context

    on a cold winter's night
    that wa-as so deep.
    

    The night was SO DEEP? That’s what you came up with to rhyme with sheep? A line we didn’t need because we already established that they’re fucking SHEPHERDS aaagh FUCK this song I’m not going to go through the whole thing but there are SEVERAL more verses and they all suck just as bad. How many hours of my childhood did I spend having to sit through this miserable drivel and it’s SO SLOW every time I hear it I feel like my brain is being forced to wear a too-tight necktie.

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        7 days ago

        Yeah, but I don’t want to let The First Noel entirely off the hook. Lots of english christian songs are translations and/or centuries old adaptations and/or lyrics grafted onto previously written music, and quality varies of course but for some reason, for me, this one stands out for banality.