You and an old friend catch up at a restaurant. When the bill comes, how do you make sure the poor waiter takes your card? - eviltoast

I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

  • o0joshua0o@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Mumble one half-hearted remark about paying the bill, and trail off at the end. Then get up and go to the bathroom for 45 minutes.