“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!” - eviltoast
  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.