Local restaurant the Green Garden began serving mocktails which are perfect for the person who doesn’t want to drink, but still wants to spend $18, confirmed sources.
“I was feeling left out drinking an affordable diet Coke,” explained sober man Lawrence Wilkes. “All my friends were having a great time spending $22 at a time on espresso martinis and mezcal old fashioned drinks. I always felt excluded when it was time to close out our tabs and I’d only spent like $16 on food and they’d spent half their paychecks in one sitting. Thankfully there’s a way to feel like I partied hard too. Like, when we went to the Green Garden, I noticed they had a menu of mocktails. I think that is a portmanteau of mock and cocktail, but I would have to Google it to make sure. It was delicious, and it cost me as much as a burger without fries would have, so I felt good about it. I’ve just had way too much money on my hand ever since I quit boozing.” […]
Throughout my life I’ve come to realize that being a non-smoker and non-drinker (alcohol or caffeine for that matter) really puts you in a difficult spot a lot of the time. I’ve missed on a lot of crucial socializing because of it. People around here tend to meet and bond over these things. Plus, being the only sober person at a gathering… sucks, to put it lightly. My partner recently had to take that role at their work gathering, and after returning home, they just told me “now I know how you feel”, lol.
It’s normal, but rather pathetic that people can’t socialize without getting intoxicated.
Honestly, I’d be happy to find people who just want to play board games and party games (i.e. Mafia) sober, but with my circumstances it’s rather difficult. Instead, I vicariously experience it by watching other people do it on the internet, heh…