Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
These are pure gold.
Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices
Don’t forget the bad jokes
that’s in the DLC - dad loadable content
What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
Meta Gear Solid – a game about the metal gear series
Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley
Meal Gear Solid: Foodtrucks of Liberty
Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish
Asteroids -> Steroids
This is such a dum post; love it. Here we go:
Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little
Hostbusters.
It’s kind of like ‘Hackers’
Slay the Sire: eat the rich!
Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.
AC Man – 🥵 Dude’s just trying to get cool
Mario Art - it’s just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
So basically Ark Survival Evolved 😂
Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time
Fight of the Navigator.
David has to defeat Nasa, kidnap Ralph and the McAdams girl, then go back in time to save the Pukmerin’s planet from the comet where they start a new life.Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.
I have no Mouth and I must Cream
… I don’t want to talk about it
That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must ScreamPoor guy just wants a moth.
