Shhh! Starmer is about to announce he’s solved the heat problem in the British Isles by giving away the British Isles and having China rename them. It won’t cost tax payers, pensioners, the sick and the elderly, small children in chimneys, pets … many billions in reparations.
Rachel is all in favour because we’ll be dealing in another currency which she doesn’t understand either.
Lammy is constructing another Lammy and wasn’t told.
Ed needs another £400B to build houses on the blades of the windmills. No need for expensive cabling for locally generated free electricity and the breeze will be fantastic in the houses as the residents twirl around in the breeze.
Shhh! Starmer is about to announce he’s solved the heat problem in the British Isles by giving away the British Isles and having China rename them. It won’t cost tax payers, pensioners, the sick and the elderly, small children in chimneys, pets … many billions in reparations.
Rachel is all in favour because we’ll be dealing in another currency which she doesn’t understand either.
Lammy is constructing another Lammy and wasn’t told.
Ed needs another £400B to build houses on the blades of the windmills. No need for expensive cabling for locally generated free electricity and the breeze will be fantastic in the houses as the residents twirl around in the breeze.
This reads like an unhinged take on the state of affairs, and yet woefully accurate. What a time to be alive
I am both delighted and disappointed by those kind hostile remarks. 😁😳😜
Have my upvote.
Stop-press: Lammy has just disclosed that he wasn’t briefed on possibilities available in fishing-Lammys.