I went to the bar, and along with my drink I was given all kinds of snacks.... - eviltoast

… To my surprise, the peanuts started saying really nice things about my hair and outfit.

It turnes out they were complimentary nuts.

  • Isaac95@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Could almost have the bartender say “Your nuts”.

    "Your nuts,” answered the bartender. “Yeah i thought so.” “No your peanuts” said the barkeep. “… they’re complimentary.“