“I should’ve just taken a nap instead of popping open my blood boy fridge and getting a quick hit,” said the anxious fintech founder, noting that so much blood so late in the day was bad for his sleep schedule and he could already feel the middle schooler’s testosterone upping his heart rate.
Yes I know, but the blood boy thing is probably rather more rare than non-blood related youth treatments in general.
Satire is getting bloody impossible though