Black cat rule - eviltoast
  • It was Halloween season a few years ago and I was at Michael’s crafts, and somewhere near me there were Halloween figures that could be triggered to make noise when a button was pushed. (I think they could be configured for proximity triggering once bought)

    Anyway, someone triggered the Scary Halloween Cat™️ which started yowling and hissing up a storm.

    Not knowing what was going on, I thought wow, someone needs to feed that poor thing and get it to the vet to be screened for injuries.