The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoThey didnt stand a chancestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1838arrow-down115
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minus-squaremean_bean279@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down7·11 months agoMy library card isn’t in my wallet because I keep my smash pass for your mom in there.
minus-squareF_this_stuff@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·11 months agoYou need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
minus-squareLeafOnTheWind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoIt’s more of a punch out coupon card.
minus-squaretoasteecup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoI have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
minus-squareSTUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoi solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
minus-squarekurwa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoY’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
My library card isn’t in my wallet because I keep my smash pass for your mom in there.
You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
It’s more of a punch out coupon card.
I have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
Y’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
This devolved quickly.