You know how when you date someone, and it doesn’t work out and you can just cut them out of your life and move on?

I’ve come to realize I can’t do that with my ex wife. She has to be in my life, at least for the next 8-10 years. We have two kids together, and are co-parents.

While I appreciate that we get along when it comes to the kids, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’d be better off if I could just part ways and not have to ever think about her, her happy life in my old home, her new boyfriend who happens to drive the very car I’d always wanted to own, and there’s not a goddamn thing I can do but sit here like a fucking simp begging for table scraps.

I just needed to put that out there. Enjoy your evening.